• -No sooner spoken than broken. What is it?
    Answer:
    Silence!
  • -This old one runs forever, but never moves at all. He has not lungs nor throat, but still a mighty roaring call. What is it?
     Answer:
    A Waterfall.
  • -I am not alive, but I grow; I don't have lungs, but I need air; I don't have a mouth, but water kills me. What am I?
    Answer:
    Fire.
  • A word I know, six letters it contains, remove one letter, and twelve remains. What am I?
     Answer:
    Dozens.
  • When you have me, you feel like sharing me. But, if you do share me, you don't have me. What am I?
    Answer:
    A Secret.
  • With thieves I consort, With the vilest, in short, I'm quite at ease in depravity; Yet all divines use me, And savants can't lose me, For I am the center of gravity!
    Answer:
    Letter 'v'.
  • -What question can you never answer yes to?
    Answer:
    Are you asleep yet?
  • -You can see nothing else, when you look in my face, I will look you in the eye, and I will never lie.
     Answer:
    Your reflection.
  • -What English word retains the same pronunciation, even after you take away four of its five letters? 
  • Answer:
    Queue.
  • What do you get if you put a radio in the fridge?
    Answer

    Cool music.
    What do you get when you are on fire and you're dirty?
    Answer

    A hot mess!
    What do you get when you cross a chicken and a pig?
    Answer

    Eggs & Bacon!
    What do you get when you cross a rooster and a dog?
    Answer

    A cockapoodledoo!
    What do you get when you cross a vampire and teacher?
    Answer

    A blood test.
    What do you get when you cross an automobile with a household animal?
    Answer

    A carpet!
    What do you get when you cross an Easter egg and hot water.
    Answer

    A hot egg.
  • What do you get when you cross an elephant and a jaguar?
    Answer

    A car with a big boot (trunk).
  • What do you have when you're sitting down that you don't have when you're standing up?
    Answer

    A lap.
  • What do you serve that you can't eat?
    Answer

  • A tennis ball or guests.
  • What do you throw out when you want to use it, but take in when you don't want to use it?
    Answer

    An anchor.


    What does a cat have that no other animal has?
    Answer

    Kittens.
  • What does a mouse like to grow?
    Answer

    MOUSEtache!
    What does an anteater like on its pizza?


    He likes ANTovies!
    What does no man want, yet no man wants to lose?
    Answer

    Work
    What fastens two people yet touches only one?
    Answer

    A wedding ring.
  • What flies around all day but never goes anywhere?
    Answer

    A flag.
  • What flies without wings?
    Answer

    Time
  • What fur do we get from a Tiger?
    Answer

    As fur away as possible!
  • What gets beaten, and whipped, but never cries?
    Answer

    An egg.
  • What gets bigger as you take out of it?
    Answer

    A hole.
  • What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries?
    Answer

    A Towel
  • What gets whiter the dirtier it gets?
    Answer

    A blackboard or chalkboard.
  • What gets whiter the dirtier that it gets?
    Answer

    A chalkboard
    What goes around and around the wood but never goes into the wood?
    Answer

    The bark of a tree
    What goes bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk bonk?
    Answer

    A rubbernosed clown falling down a flight of stairs.
    What goes down but never goes up?
    Answer

    Rain.
    What goes in and around the house but never touches it?
    Answer

    The sun.
    What goes oh oh oh?
    Answer

    Santa walking backwards!
    What goes up and down without moving?
    Answer

    Stairs.